Union Square, Manhattan. $1000.00
“I am looking for someone to move into a large closet space in one of the three bedrooms of my apartment. The bedroom has two closets but there is no need for it so we are looking to sublet it as a living space to a 4th roommate. The closet is about 5 feet wide and 7 feet long. It has no windows and think it would be ideal for a twin size bed and small night stand.”
In a related story, Thousand Dollar Closet is playing this Thursday night at Cranky’s On Delancey, just after Persephone & Frank, and just before Jefferson Tugboat and Oh Yes They Didn’t!
Next year they’re going to come out with three new fragrances: Rum, Vomit, and Bottomless Remorse.
When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ To this day, especially in times of ‘disaster,’ I remember my mother’s words and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers – so many caring people in this world.
– Mr. Rogers
Still worth posting.
The photograph didn’t kill the painter. The drum machine didn’t kill the drummer. Let’s hope the crappy stock sign doesn’t kill the sign painter.
When I hear a car alarm go off for a really long period of time, I want to shout, “Dude, just steal the thing already.”
Botswana Music Guitar - Ronnie - “Ba koba bana”. (by Bokete7)
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