Crap I Like

This morning, I was reading about the NY-9 congressional race to replace Anthony Weiner’s old seat. The thing is, I was reading it, as I often read the news, on my iPhone, in the bathroom, while on the toilet. I mean, a lot of people read in the bathroom, but reading this specific story, with what I was specifically doing, with my iPhone right where it was, made me feel a little weird.

I felt so weird that I started talking about it to a friend - well, not so much a “friend” as a random stranger I found on Twitter - and, well, damned if I didn’t hit the Camera app by mistake…

Aaaaanyway…long story short, I may have to leave Congress.