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I really like drinkify.org, and I like most of its suggestions (Bob Dylan? Sipsmith gin and cough syrup), but the above suggestion for Tom Waits is an abomination. Really? Just a can of Sierra Nevada? It’s like shooting a chase sequence between a ‘92 Taurus and a Smart Car. Might I suggest the following for Tom Waits: equal parts bourbon and filthy polluted rainwater from a stagnant back alley puddle, both aged six years. Stir with a rusty nail or railroad spike; garnish with tears, either from yourself or from an unrequited lover. Now THAT’s “the Tom Waits.”

I really like drinkify.org, and I like most of its suggestions (Bob Dylan? Sipsmith gin and cough syrup), but the above suggestion for Tom Waits is an abomination. Really? Just a can of Sierra Nevada? It’s like shooting a chase sequence between a ‘92 Taurus and a Smart Car.

Might I suggest the following for Tom Waits: equal parts bourbon and filthy polluted rainwater from a stagnant back alley puddle, both aged six years. Stir with a rusty nail or railroad spike; garnish with tears, either from yourself or from an unrequited lover. Now THAT’s “the Tom Waits.”

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